I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
