remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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