Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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