kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
honey bunches of taint.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
this will be a night to untag.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
try to milk me bitch
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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