'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I want you more than these girls want KFC
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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