For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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