I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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