WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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