susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I fill condoms, not promises.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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