I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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