Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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