She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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