we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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