What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Everyone says I win the strip club
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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