He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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