What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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