sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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