PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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