i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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