This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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