Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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