Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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