who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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