I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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