doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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