Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
