you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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