What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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