I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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