Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
How does it feel to date your dad?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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