Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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