But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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