dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
sex in a hospital.. check
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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