This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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