I hate your face
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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