He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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