I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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