So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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