I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Come see our sink grown plant.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My vagina is officially offended.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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