i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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