She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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