He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
