Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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