By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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