Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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