Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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