wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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