Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I licked your asshole in confidence.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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