Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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