I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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