She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Randomize
