Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
All I want is dick and wine.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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