I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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