Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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