are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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