Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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