The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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