he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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