normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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