I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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