we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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