At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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